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THE COCAINE OF ADVERTISING
by Roy Williams
Ask your
physician how to feel good, and he'll look you squarely in the eye and
say, "Eat right and exercise." Yet for every dollar spent in fitness
centers, Americans spend nineteen dollars on cocaine. The reason? Two
seconds after you snort cocaine you feel like Superman. Two weeks of
diet and exercise just makes you hungry and sore.
The desire
for instant gratification in harmless enough if the only thing it
leads you to do is pay higher prices at a convenience store. But
heaven help you if you demand instant gratification from your
advertising! The business person looking for a financial quick fix
will soon discover the cocaine of advertising, a four-letter magic
chant:
SALE!
SALE! SALE! SALE!
Good
advertising is painful at first because you don't see immediate
results. The impatient business owner will usually snort a little ad
cocaine and then get defensive about it: "How can this be bad for me?
I've never done better!" But just as the junkie never stops to
consider how the drug is destroying his physical health, the business
owner never stops to consider how "Sale! Sale! Sale!" undermines his
business health. The first dose of cocaine makes him feel great. So
does the next one, and the next, and the next -- though it takes
larger and larger doses to get the same effect. Therefore, it's almost
impossible to convince the addict he has a problem, even though he
started with only "Twenty Percent Off" and has now progressed to "Half
Price."
Successful
companies don't spend their ad dollars training their customers to
wait for a sale. Do you? |